- You weld a gatling gun to the back of your truck.

- You think "1337-speak" is the Sangheili language.

- You buy a telescope to find a giant ring in the night sky.

- You name your computer "Cortana".

- You ask for a MAC cannon for Christmas.

- XBox Live becomes "the real world".

- You buy Flash memory cards expecting to be able to plug them into your head.

- You start seeing a crosshair in front of your eyes.

- You try to "corpse-hump" sleeping people.

- You ask to swap weapons with someone on the street.

- You injure yourself while trying to "crouch-jump".

- .... more than 10 times.

- You can't resist smashing every Funyun and Onion Ring you see.

- You want to modify your computer chair so that it floats.

- You drive your car into the ocean looking for the invisible wall.

- You're always on the lookout for dropships.

- "Going on a vacation" means "new map".

- You practice grenade-throwing with imaginary grenades.

- .... in public.

That's all I've got for now, let's see what you can come up with!

-You hear on the news a flood is coming and you stock up on shotgun shells

-You shoot two people in paintball and call it a double kill

-You start throwing those velcro balls as your friends and yell STUCK!! HAHAHAHHA

-You get hit by someone in a game of dodgeball and call them a camper and a n00b

You live recklessly, thinking you'll respawn if you die.

You get a picture of the master chief tatooed on your back.

You climb to weird places, like the top of your house, looking for eggs.

You detonate a pile of grenades under your car while you're standing on the roof.

Anyone who can run faster than you is a "modder."

You work at Bungie.

you know you played too much halo 2 when you dare to jump off high places because there's no more fall damage

- When someone says; "You look like you've seen a ghost." You expect one to boost around the corner at any second.

- While visiting a zoo/sanctuary or even on the beach, you see human dropships gliding over the water.

- When one refers to 'the games' elite(s)' you think of the Sangheili

You are losing a race and you start to jump to run faster

...when you say Grunts look cute and you want one as a pet

- Insects become buggers

- You are able to stand on someones head without them realising it.

- Bashing someone over their head with their own skull becomes physically possible.

Good Red Vs. Blue momments ahhh...

- you name your dog Yayap
- you call a bully demon
- you purposly try to highjack a moving car
- you constantly search haloween stores for real Halo armor
- you call someone a hacker when they beat you
- you write Echo 419 on the side of your van
- you write UNSC HQ on the front of your house.

- You hum the Halo theme while running around on the beach
- You bash every blue lightbulb you can find
- You look for the index in a public library
- You constantly nod your head whenever you talk to someone
- You ALWAYS wear a helmet

I do that all the time!

You know you've played too much halo when you search for Cortana porn.

you mean.... http://nikon.bungie.org/misc/artofkellidav...isplay=porntana
and... http://nikon.bungie.org/wallpaper/p/pornta...esktop_1024.jpg

-you name your baby Master Chief, or his middle name MC, or if it's a girl you call her Cortana and paint her purple

-you give your car some tusks

-you don't care about crashing your car because it'll respawn in a few minutes anyway

Brillient! Sheer Brillient!


Reminds me of the last Calvin&Halo comic on halo.bungie.org!


I wasnt actually joking

- You call Zombies "Flood"
- You have contributed to this list!
- You have read 20 or more of these!

- you think that plasma isnt blood

- you name your sisters Barbie doll cortana...

- and dress it up...

- like cortana

- you go to a store asking for two MJOLNIR suits

- you walk infront of an 8 ft tall guy dressed in blue and whip out 2 SMG's

- you see pics of dead Spartans and start humping them....

- you kill yourself, thinking you will respawn in 10 seconds...

- you buy a jeep and call it a hog

- you put the words The Pillar Of Autumn on the side of your house

-When someone puts a ball in there shirt on the back you think its a grunt

-When you think Cortana is inside your head

-When you pick up a stick you think its a energy sword

-When you see a sqaure you think its an overshield

- You use a handgun instead of binoculars
- You blame ONI for every major conspiracy
- You speedrun through school/work
- You try to find the "return to checkpoint" when you make a mistake
- When a vehicle driving at 160mph is coming towards you, you jump
- You yell "Take it!" with a nerdy voice
- You try to become a legend and look for a secret video when your life ends.

- you try to blow up your circular toilet rim

thats all i got so far...

....

'Circular'
Halo? Cheif blow up one of the halo's?

-You see someone get hit by a conker and shout "OWNED!"

-pick up a pillow pretending its a jackle shield

-start fragging people with stones

yeah but... it's not circular... I don't have circular toilet, at least not perfect.

wow, that was a quick reply!
I bet no one saw my edited post!

-you try to Super Jump in School (my friend jokingly did that)
-you draw Halo pictures (Scypher-0)
-you have every episode of RvB, The Codex, Biohazzard, Warthog Jump, Sponser vs Freeloaders, Outpost: Coagulation, and every other Halo 2 Machinima on your computer.
-When you try to pick up a knife and fork, you think you have to press Y
-Have a Sniper Rifle, A Shotgun, a Pistol, a SMG, an Assult Rifle, and a Rocket Launcher in your house.
-You show these weapons to the police

- When you grenade-jump to gain a longer distance in the long-jump.

-when you finnish speaking by saying "roger"

-you give every-one code names

-start calling for back-up when your about to get bashed

-pray for a drop-ship when a major test/exam is about to start.

-you see straight strings of smoke in the air, and immediately jump like crazy in an unsucessful atempt to survive

-you stop (while hold enemy's flag) to look around for the active camo in the middle of a CTF physical education program

-you start pressing the white button when talking to your friends

-you start saying things in deep baritone voices like, "Game Over" and "Red Team.... Flag Returned"

-you realize you have a life

-you go home during your lunch break to play XBL!!!

-You start hitting everone in the back and in your head you say assassinated,
can't think of anything else

- You ran out onto the street and start high-jacking cars, thinking that you have earned a 'Board Vehicle' Medal

That's not funny...

-you look at the date and it say's "22/08/08"

- you successfully build your own Banshee.

- you think Earth would look better with a brown sky.

- you have a "Covenant Survival Kit" in your house.

- you have a shrine in honor of one of the Halo characters in your closet.

- .... or the voicing cast.

- .... or the development team.

- you expect everyone to jump or point at you when they see you.

- you make Scorpion or Banshee noises in public.

- you're constantly hitting your friends, saying you "work better alone".

- the words "Rumble Pit" cause you to salivate.

- you consider reloading an imaginary gun to be a cool thing to show to your friends.

- you start calling people you don't like by Covenant names.

- you're a member of the Codex team!

not funny. i have a friend that tries to show off by doing exactly that......he claims to be able to reload an halo, or halo 2 weapon........


-you have your own Machinima series

-you spend your whole day posting on forums like this.....

-you start to add in your own sound effects into the games you play..... brrrrrrrrrmmm ooooooooomm! pheeu pheeu pheeu! zzzzzziiiiiiiiwwwwwoooooowwwwwww..............

-you are obbssesed enough with the needler, you write four songs about it.....
http://nikon.bungie.org/newssearch.html?search=ArchieGates

-you start to twitch uncontrollably at regular intervals

-you have an entire folder in your "Favorites" devoted to links regaurding halo 2

-at least 70% of your primary hard drive space is cluttered with halo, or halo 2 pictures, videos, games, or programs

-you get angery when your ebay search results say, "No results found for....'warthog spinners'"

-you're posting on this forum from a wireless laptop computer, because you are camped out outside the nearest gaming store in anticipation of the Xbox 360, and Halo 3........

-when you think you are dreaming when your not playing halo.

ooooooooooooo, some one is asking for it there!

You look up in the sky for the other side of the world

-you walk halfway across the world to find the edge

the you have your own machinama series....there he is really asking for it.... *pops fingers and pulls out rocket launcher*

- you decorate your computer tower with an MC Decal

feel free to make fun of this guy. he really does or has done this, and me and my freinds think its hilarious.

-you play dodgeball in gym class, get 5 guys out without being hit yourself, and then run around telling everyone (and i mean EVERYONE) you got a "killing spree"...
-you refer to your truck as a puma, warthog, or just a "'hog"
-you constantly draw pictures of lockout, acsention, or some other multiplayer level, then try and push them off on your freinds
-walk up to people you dont even know and talk about halo 2
-become enraged, curse, scream, and pound on the floor when you lose a game
-refer to hooking up 2 xboxs as a "lan/halo" party
-compare paintball guns against halo weapons
-had someone pass you on the road and verbaly wish you had a rocket launcher
-tell your freinds you wish you had a "hot, computer-generated woman" in your head to help you cheat on tests

lol...........

i'll be laughing all night.....

a killing spree!!!!!!!!.............

- You speedrun through school/work
i actually do that everytime
-You wish you had a rocket launcher everytime a car passes by while you're waiting for the bus
-When you try to impersenate the chief's and elites jump on your trampoline and fall and break a leg
-When you have dreams about playing your xbox and halo 2 when it's busted
(actually happened to me )
-When you tell your band instructor to bring his xbox on every thursday to play some halo 2 after school

- You call people you don't like n00bs.

- When someone asks you to buy a Big Mac, you relpy saying' you can get them yet?!'

- You uses the 2552 calender.

What I'm about to say is true, and has happened, and will happen again.

-When you are hanging with your friends after school you start a live-action slayer match, and then it turns into an oddball match when the smallest person is duct-taped.
-The above is true. The following may also be true.
-You start a thread like this on just about every website forum about Halo (which I usually do but someone beat me to it).
-I actually have compare paintball markers to Halo weapons and if you haven't seen it, go to this link and scroll all the way down. http://englerpaintballguns.com/engler.htm

That's what i can come up with on short notice. More to come.

when the buss is close to your stop you yell out"echo 419 inbound"

building on that...

you drive for the local public transit system and you ask the head of the sytem to change your route to route 419.

I call everyone a n00b, and I barely play H2 anymore.

NOOT COOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have "Nonessential Tremors" it's a dissease that does just that

-you start doing train dodgeing on a fast 2 lined railway.

sorry 'bout that....

*these have happened to me*

- You are in a play and they say they are going to take *headshots* of you and you run away scared

- You wake up and get a phone call, when asked what you are doing you say you were in a battle.

^ ^

I like those ones!

Yea....

- When you're friend studders, you accuse him of stand-bying
- You kill somebody, and when asked why you say, "Who cares, I have respawn set to immediate"
- You claim to be able to get "out of" earth
- You e-mail NASA talking about slipspace
- You ask people if they want to play zombies

Go home to play XBL during lunchtime? Impossible:
1. It would be a 10 mile walk
2. I don't have XBL!
I occasionally make the rocket launcher locking-on noise, just to annoy my brother...

-You make other sound effects (I like the sword lunge...whit-chhhhhhhhh)

ive only done the "LETS PLAY ZOMBIES!!" but the NASA thing is priceless!